As a child, I was a slave to this woman's bizarre ...

2009-09-01T15:43:14.953-07:00

As a child, I was a slave to this woman's bizarre dreams. Abandoned often at the 'Xanadu' skating rink - named, of course, for the song and which featured the phantasmagoric video - it would take years of anti-brainwashing therapy to undo the damage done to my tender psyche.

My earliest sexual awakenings were catalyzed by the supple forms that bounced and gyrated suggestively to 'Physical' during my mother's Jazzercise class, not to mention the explicit soft core of the repulsive video. I'll never outlive my fetish for candy-coloured leg warmers and leotards.

Years have passed since she was banished back to her own private Pleasure Dome by more powerful Gods. But, be careful - the next time you're gearing up in your ironic American Apparel aerobic wear or signing up for a 'silly' little 80's karaoke song - you just might summon the Golden Bitch back to earth.

good stuff

2009-09-01T13:06:27.957-07:00

good stuff

whoa. nuts

2009-09-01T12:56:54.753-07:00

whoa. nuts

Comments on arawa.fm: The Beaver Trilogy

As a child, I was a slave to this woman's bizarre ...

good stuff

whoa. nuts